Total Medals Earned: 420 (From 85 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,215 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 1k
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score below 100
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy an outfit
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (415/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 3/52 (20/330 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/315 points)
EZ PZ
Get Good
Beat the Story Mode